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In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

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jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

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send-a-smile:

"The Rape Poem to End All Rape Poems."

One of the best pieces of group spoken word poetry I’ve ever seen. WATCH IT. 

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Drug of choice

renowalkerdude:

I’ve drank my fair share of alcohol and partook in other substances and while I enjoy the highs I get from those things I prefer another high altogether.

The high I get when wake up and roll over and see my best friend in the whole world sleeping right next to me.

The high I get when I come…

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coloringforgrownups:

Fan art submission.Colored by: Zoeyy-Jay YoungSee the original hereShare it on FacebookA page from our forthcoming third book, Coloring for Grown-Ups College Companion. Now available for pre-order!

coloringforgrownups:

Fan art submission.

Colored by: Zoeyy-Jay Young

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A page from our forthcoming third book, Coloring for Grown-Ups College Companion. Now available for pre-order!

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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atlanteanpapi187:

hotcheetoprincess

don’t talk to me ever again

I WAS LAUGHING FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THIS OH MY GOD

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